He dresses himself

Tonight, Pete chose his pajamas and put them on himself:

This transpired:

Pete: (chew chew chew)
Aaron: What are you eating?
Pete: Well, there was a cranberry on the floor over there, and Mom forgot to sweep it up!
Aaron: And you ate it up?
Pete: Yeah.
Aaron: (pause, considering my response, since the cranberry was already swallowed) Well, what if someone stepped on it. Yuk.
Pete: Well, I certainly got a hair in my mouth! What if someone put a hair on it?!