Check this off the list of inevitable kid experiences

Last week, during his nap, Pete took his style into his own hands, going for a screw-the-man, unconventional, assymetrical, rock-and-roll hairstyle. His recounting of the incident went something like this (using my best imitation of Pete-grammar):

Me: Pete, what happened during your nap today?
Pete: I was sleeping, and then, I wanted put some lotion on my hands, so I opened my lotion drawer and me found some very good scissors for cutting my hair. I found some scissors in one little package in my lotion drawer. Then, I was cutting my hair with my scissors. Then, my mommy come in my room and she said 'Pete, don't do that anymore'. Just like that, Daddy!