What I saw on the Las Vegas Strip at 5am this morning...

1. A woman, holding her phone at arm's length, yelling "Idinninnoo it!!"

2. A slot machine called "Slotsky", with a cartoon duck, wearing a fur hat and doing a cossack dance. Trotsky would be proud.


3. A blond woman, pleading to me "Can you CARRY me?"


4. A man in a kilt who said "Kee" to me when I passed.