A Question to Tell You #10

Actually, 3 questions to tell you:

1. Last week, Pete called me at work to tell me that if your clothes catch on fire, you're supposed to drop to the ground.

2. Today, he called me and told me that he deescovered that if you mix yellow and red, you get orange!

3. When I was walking to catch the bus this afternoon, I was informed by a young man in a low-slung car that I had a nice tie on and "where'd ya get it, Gays R Us?"

I like this tie.